I guess it was inevitable. Even with bacon, you can only do so much when it is cold, raining, and the biggest cultural event around is the newspaper. But you know, you gotta look on the positive side. I have learned this while cross country running with Burro. It's all about attitude, man!
And tequila. But that is a story for another day.
Yes, we seem to have fallen into the depths of routine. Maybe we should get a dog? Is this how people end up having children? Simply for the chaos?
Don't tell Burro, but sometimes when I am alone in the apartment, I blast shitty techno music and dance around like a crazy person. That helps, a little. Plus, my repertoire of killer dance moves is growing and my sprinkler/shopping cart combo is epic.
Let it be noted that in my article I used relationship 'ennui' as a segue to bacon. In no way do I feel like we have or ever will get into a slump.
ReplyDeleteLook at all the new things we did this week: we'll ok mostly it involved farting in front of each other while running, but you get where I'm going with this, right?
Second, why am I totally in the dark about your techno dancing? I think a blog video is in order, for science. I mean that is pretty cool- when you aren't home my activities usually include Kleenex, olive oil and shame.
Finally, know I would get a dog with you. Not a cat, but a dog. I thought I would never say those words to anyone. Hell if taking care of two ginger retard babies is as easy as walking them and picking up their poop, then what the hell.
WE'RE GETTING A DOG?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteJoking, joking.
ReplyDeleteI think we are in a slump with St-J.
I haven't even introduced you to the bowling alley yet...
ReplyDeleteBut we need to get out more, yes. Maybe a drink at the local soon?
and more sex