Formal Invite

El Burro politely and in no way grossly

requests your beautiful presence

at his store, which he rocks

for the beer bash, keg standing, vomit enducing

 slash of the century

on February third

two thousand and twelve

at eight in the evening

It will be a celebration of love between

alcoholic beverages and the Burro

so please dress appropriately

in items of clothing that will hide vomit easily.

RSVP is suggested as there will be easily more than one person attending this bash.