So we have decided upon homade gifts!? Never in my life have I had such a scary thought. I pretend to be artistic and talented, but secretly I can barely use a gluestick without taping my eyelids shut. Last time I went to the Arts n Crafts night at the Cock n Bull I ended up with my penis stapled to one thigh for a week. Needless to say I couldn't show anyone my accidental artistic talent.
But I have been thinking. I can only sum up my thoughts with a graph:
This is a very exciting time in my life. A dangerous challenge, but I am excited to participate. There is a serious chance my Burra has that look of disappointment on her face when she unwraps her tie-dyed blanket (kidding?). But if I know anything, it is that she will keep a straight face, look at me in the eye and lie through her beautiful teeth about how she loves whatever I make- and I'll love her more for it.
I must shift up to craftiness level 10! Up from Level 2. I am game La Burra. Watch out. Papier Maché, macromay (sp?), bead work. You will be surprised. I take your challenge.