Taco Tuesday's

You totally screwed our readers La Burra!  You host a bachelorette party with TWO strapping young cocks and all we get is a polite discussion about my beautiful bum? 

Not on my watch.

Let me fabricate the events as they occurred in my mind:  from 11am until about 2pm all you girls were giggly and immature, making reference to the wang-action in the near future.  From 2pm to about 5:30pm you prepped the house for the arrival of these Mexican lumberjack cock-smiths (spreading plastic wrap on everything, especially the vibrating kitchen appliances, installing the disco ball, shaving legs, underarms and possibly more intimate areas, etc). 5:30pm the drink starts going down like the Titanic.  Big Dickels everywhich way- now the jokes are getting nastier and the sausage hungry ladies are getting rowdy.  Dick shaped straws are poking out of every diet Coke and tequilla drink in the house.  6:57 one of the bachelorettes throws up in the toilet, only coming out to scream "Now wez iz ready to party bitches!"  La Burra seceretly showers her with disdain, but says nothing- only closes her emerable (blue) eyes and whispers her disgust.  8:49 the fat girl is rubbing up against anything that appears corse.  She is ready for hunky horse meat being twirled in her direction.  10:24 everyone realizes they have have eaten more than just Elotes because it is bubbling out of every hole.  11:37 the talent arrives.  One cop, one firefighter and one badass 80's boombox that could only have been stolen from the Miami Vice set steps through the door.  11:38 everyone has herpes.  Goonight.