El Buro's getting intense about this project. He keeps sending me these 'cute' update e-mails about the various stages of homade gift crafting. What they are is a poorly disguised 'I'm fucking kicking your ass at this'. It's ok, though, because I have this:
The purple toilet paper tube penguin. I made it.You could, like, put a pencil in the tube? But not a pen! Too heavy.Nor a toothbrush because he would get soggy. But a pencil! Yes!Challenge ACCEPTED, El Buro.
I have been so busy posting threatening emails, I haven't had a chance to start my wire-brush stick man.
ReplyDeleteps: can it be used as a cock ring?
ReplyDeleteSurely that beak would stimulate one of us, no?
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