Excitable morning person sounds kind of dirty

EB has unwittingly given me a small, black moleskine with a silver Arcteryx logo on the front. Unwittingly, because when he casually handed it to me so that I could write a list, I immediately imprinted on it. And when he will ask for its location, weeks down the road, I will pretend that I don't remember it: "ohhh, that thing? Hmmm... let me just... take off your pants, let's have sex." 

I am, like, totally not a moleskine type of individual. Those people drink expensive coffees, wear sweaters from thrift stores (they spend all of their money on expensive coffees), and teach English in Mexico. SHIT! 

I am totally a moleskine type of individual. I love making lists. I love drawing comics of people using their own ponytails for mustaches. I love writing down cute things that EB does. Por ejemplo:
- puts blankets on me when I am cold 
- lets me wear socks to bed
- is a happy, excitable morning person
- has a compulsive need to pet and play with every. cat. he. sees. 
- gets totally excited about everything, except about meeting my father
- gets totally excited about food
- makes me turkey bacon
- makes me delicious coffee and brings it to me in bed
- makes me feel incredibly special and loved

The best moment is right now. 
- Norwegian Ninja

I love you, EB. 

Truly, madly, deeply. 
- Savage Garden