Homade Gifts

So we have decided upon homade gifts!?  Never in my life have I had such a scary thought.  I pretend to be artistic and talented, but secretly I can barely use a gluestick without taping my eyelids shut.  Last time I went to the Arts n Crafts night at the Cock n Bull I ended up with my penis stapled to one thigh for a week.  Needless to say I couldn't show anyone my accidental artistic talent.

But I have been thinking.  I can only sum up my thoughts with a graph:

This is a very exciting time in my life.  A dangerous challenge, but I am excited to participate.  There is a serious chance my Burra has that look of disappointment on her face when she unwraps her tie-dyed blanket (kidding?).  But if I know anything, it is that she will keep a straight face, look at me in the eye and lie through her beautiful teeth about how she loves whatever I make- and I'll love her more for it.

I must shift up to craftiness level 10!  Up from Level 2.  I am game La Burra.  Watch out.  Papier Maché, macromay (sp?), bead work.  You will be surprised.  I take your challenge.