Baconize that sh*t

Life can sometimes fell sluggish, grey.  Even in a perfect couple (that's you Bura) it can creep towards the nightmarish mediocrity I dread.  It is incrementally worse in a small town such as we live- there is only so much walks, making le love and crosswords you can do.  But I think Bura and I have found the solution:

Now give it a chance.  Let the caloric juiciness of the fat soak into your subconscious. Bacon.  It cures everything.  Read this carefully: the trick to alleviating the doldrums is baconizing EVERYTHING.  You are tired and just want to chill in front of It is Always Sunny in Philadelphia with some crappy pasta- add bacon.  The show will actually be funnier (technically not possible, I know).  Your significant other is getting up early to go to that shit job that always ''accidentally'' forgets to pay her and you want to whip her up a coffee and scrambled eggs- add bacon.  Not only will it make the scrambled eggs the best scrambled eggs, but your s.o. will probs pay you back with sexual favors (yes I consider long hugs a sexual favor).  Want to go for a badass walk to get some fresh air- pack bacon and everything will smell better.

Go forth and baconize.  I'm out.